Apparently the European Sales Director who took us out for drinks last night was feeling spry from a few too many whiskey sours and tried to jump over a hedge at his house. He would have been fine except there was a hole on the other side that he forgot about. . .
We were howling with laughter this morning about it. It’s funny if he didn’t hurt himself too much. A little pain funny. Broken leg not so funny. Okay. No. That’s funny too. He’s at the doctor this morning but did say that he would be coming in later.
I am going to tease him about it as much as possible.
Tomorrow is a bank holiday in Germany, France and the Netherlands for Ascension Day. Yes, they have a day off of work to celebrate Jesus ascending to heaven. There are so many things that I could say about this, however I am electing to recuse myself.

