You know that one picture of you? On the beach?
The one where my breasts look enormous?
That’s my favorite picture of you.
Oh God.
It’s my wallpaper on my computer.
Oh God!
When I lock the computer the gray box covers your head and it looks like porn.
Oh God. . .
I told you I am not a nice person. I was bored and I photo shopped it. Now you’re naked. Not your real breasts of course.
Of course.
Ones that I found online. Yours are much nicer.
Thank you. You haven’t put that photo as your wallpaper?
No! You muppet.
(laughs) Well. . . Everything is falling into place. I’m getting excited about coming.
I should hope so. And if you’re not– it doesn’t matter, because I am waiting for you.
Thomas hurry an an bring you Rack over for inspection!
October 27th, 2005 at 7:40 pm
I’d say it’s a pretty nice rack.