Archive for February, 2006

posted by Nicole on Feb 27

February 26, 2006
NY Times Guest Columnist
When Bush Falls in Love

By SARAH VOWELL
The charges of cronyism against the current administration have piled up higher than the rotting rubble in New Orleans: “Heck of a job, Brownie,” is fast replacing “Way to go, Einstein” as the wiseacre-to-dummy put-down du jour. And what of Harriet Miers, the good friend/lame nominee for the Supreme Court the president defended as “plenty bright.”

Then there’s the 24-year-old political appointee who was rewarded for working on the president’s re-election campaign with a job as a press aide at NASA, where he was accused of trying to silence a top climate scientist who is, go figure, concerned about global warming. That, and he demanded that the apparently too science-y NASA Web site insert the word “theory” after every use of “Big Bang.”

(To be fair, he resigned after it turned out that he’d lied on his résumé about graduating from college, so he might have dropped out before his class got to the textbook chapter titled “Just Big Bang: That’s What Jesus Calls It, Too.”)

Plus, in a word, Abramoff.

All of which is appalling. At this point, five years after oil and gas lobbyists started scoring Interior Department appointments overseeing national parks and the Bureau of Land Management, I’m heartened that I can still scrape up a glimmer of dismay. And yet, there is a tiny, honest voice in my head that has never let me condemn the president too loudly for wanting to work only with his allies and friends. Because that’s pretty much how I live my life, too.

The other day, I was on a plane where “Good Night, and Good Luck” was the in-flight movie. I’d already seen it, but watching it again afforded me the opportunity to look beyond its grand central theme and curl up with the film’s lovely periphery.

Around the edges, a second, softer movie flickers, an unpretentious but sly portrait of what real camaraderie looks and feels like. By opening with a party where Edward R. Murrow and his old staff are gussied up and drinking and giggling and taking pictures with their arms around one another as a saxophone plays “When I Fall in Love,” the viewer figures out right away that this is more than Murrow vs. McCarthy circa “High Noon.” This guy has backup.

My favorite scene starts with George Clooney as the producer Fred Friendly and David Strathairn as Murrow a couple of minutes before Murrow goes on the air with a potentially controversial report about a Red Scare flare-up in Michigan. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a subtler, truer image of partnership. And not just in the way the two men talk to each other, either confessing their fears or joshing around or both.

When Friendly counts down the seconds left until Murrow goes live, Friendly sits just off-camera and taps Murrow’s leg with his pen when it’s time. The gesture is mundane and loving all at once.

I’m lucky enough to have a Friendly of my own. Is there anything better than figuring out what you’re supposed to do with your life and getting paid to do it? Yep, doing it alongside the calm and tweedy person you regard as the brother you never had.

“Good Night, and Good Luck” taps into this understandable yearning for solidarity, for affectionate toil, for a shared mission, that’s also behind the allure of the founding fathers, the Boston Red Sox, the Clash. Part of me can’t blame the president for his pro-crony tendencies because I also have them to an almost sickening degree.

Then I remember — wait, neither I nor any crony of mine has ever slept through the soggy downfall of an entire city, or failed to track down the genocidal maniac who still has a few American items left to check off on his mass-murder To Do list, or sent our soldiers to wage a berserk war crisscrossing the most dangerous roads in the world in flimsy vehicles with the protective capability of Vespa scooters. (But my comrades and I would like to apologize for that reading we “organized” at a noisy Chinatown restaurant in ‘98, when the short stories were drowned out by egg roll orders.)

Bonhomie, as our ex-cronies the French call it, should have its limits. Seems as if American voters picked the current president because they thought he’d be a fun hang at a cookout — a jokey neighbor who charred a mean burger and is good at playing Frisbee with his dog. What we should be doing is electing a president with the nitpicky paranoia you’d use to choose a cardiologist — a stunted conversationalist with dark-circled eyes and paper-cut fingertips who will stay up until 3 tearing into medical journals in five languages trying to figure out how to save your life.

Sarah Vowell, a guest columnist, is a contributor to public radio’s “This American Life” and the author of “Assassination Vacation.”

posted by Nicole on Feb 26

Fun little test fromDogwood Tales. Is spot on for me I think.


Genuine Creator

posted by Nicole on Feb 26

And I thought my recent experience with TurboTax was bad. . .

Penny Holloway thought it would be easy to cancel her murdered son’s mobile account with Carphone Warehouse. It wasn’t.

posted by Nicole on Feb 26

I’m trying to write a new short story that is the culmination of news clippings I have collected that somehow jumbled up into a story in my brain.

A woman dealing with her husband becoming an Elvis impersonator.
The Armin Meiwes cannibal case
An African Gray parrot “telling” his owner that his girlfriend is cheating
Young Adults going into their rooms and not coming out for years.

As you can guess, it’s an odd little story, this thing I have going on between my ears right now. I’m worried that the style is a bit too arch. I’m enjoying writing it too, which makes me wonder if I am in my head and not being “visceral” as one of my playwrighting teachers used to say. (It always amused me that he used a very intellectual word to describe what he meant.

I suppose I need to not worry if it sucks or not and just write the fucker.

My favorite line so far:

The Inspector said, “I’m afraid. . . I’m afraid. . .” He was in the habit repeating certain phrases. It was due to his owning an African Gray Parrot. “I’m afraid the babysitter has eaten your son.”

Yeah. I know. I need therapy.

posted by Nicole on Feb 26

You Are 54% Evil

You are evil, but you haven’t yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though – you are on your way to world domination.

posted by Nicole on Feb 25

“I had a great idea for a reality show. You drop students or just people you don’t like, somewhere like Baghdad with some guns and you see how many of them can make it across the city.”

posted by Nicole on Feb 24

Found this at The Gina Blog.

Flippen hysterical.

posted by Nicole on Feb 24

I was a weird kid. How many little girls do you know would actively choose to read about Cortés and the destruction of the Aztec empire? Another favorite topic was The Tower of London and all the grisly things that happened inside its walls.

It had everything. Hundreds of years of history, intrigue, imprisonment, beheadings, ghosts, sex and a zoo. In fact, I just learned today that William Blake saw the tiger at the Tower menagerie that inspired his poem “The Tyger”.

I went in the spring when Aaron and Gina came to visit and spent a few hours there and I could easily go back and spend a few more.

An old college friend is in town and Wednesday night we went to see The Ceremony of the Keys which has been done every night in some form at The Tower for 700 years.

Basically it is a bit of British pomp and circumstance as they lock up for the night. But it is nifty.

Standing in front of Traitors Gate, I could just imagine it full of water and a little boat drifting through the gate and the future Queen Elizabeth I lifting up her skirt to climb the steps to face imprisonment at the place where her mother had been beheaded.

When we left, a woman that lives in the tower returned from walking her dogs. I can’t imagine living there. All the tourists in the day and then the crush of silence at night. And it would be difficult to have parties.

I don’t think it would be in good taste to have a barbeque in the Tower Green.

posted by Nicole on Feb 23

Found a hysterical satire Web page thanks toDogwood Tales.

The Department of Social Scrutiny Is sort of like America:The Book only with a British sensibility and if it is possible, even darker tone.

Some of my favorite parts:

“Either George Orwell or Winston Churchill probably said something really important about apathy, but we really can’t be bothered to look it up right now.”

“The Department of Social Scrutiny has unveiled new proposals to counter the growing and unspeakably wrong practise of child identity fraud.

Each year, hundreds of Britain’s kids turn up to school to find their desk is taken by an adult pretending to be them. In many cases, the imposter has made convincing counterfeit copies of the child’s only means of identification – a pencil case, packed lunch box or label sewn-in to the collar of their shirt, and teachers are unable to tell the difference.

These attempts to fraudulently obtain services reserved for children, including meals cooked by Jamie Oliver and Metalwork lessons, must not be allowed to continue.”

“Work for the Government
We need a team of outgoing psychopaths who are great at working under extreme pressure. No academic qualifications are necessary, but you will need to exhibit enough interpersonal and communication skills to win people’s trust shortly before you have them assassinated.”

posted by Nicole on Feb 23

I have expressed concern regarding my recent addiction to The OC. Yes, it is a big soap opera but any show that makes a reference to This American Life can’t be all bad.

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