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posted by Nicole on Apr 26

Spying a woman on the tube wearing a monkey vomit hounds tooth jacket, flouncy skirt, fish net stockings, leather ankle scunchy Madonna circa 1982 boots and instead of thinking. . .

“If she only knew how ridiculous those stockings are and how fat those boots make her look.”

You think, “Maybe I should buy fishnet stockings and ballet slipper flats.”