I know the title of this post sounds like a set up to a joke. It could be a joke on The Prairie Home Companion joke show, which they do every year and is one of my favorite things ever.
(This reminds me that I haven’t listened to Prairie Home Companion for a while. Prairie Home Companion is something I miss about America. I need to listen to it online. But this post is not about Prairie Home Companion. It is about a Bush joke.
But first, I will tell you another joke. My favorite joke actually. . . A Grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!” The Grasshopper is pleased. He’s thrilled. He claps his feelers. “You have a drink named Steve?”)
Here’s the George Bush joke.
George Bush walks into a Community College where senior citizens are trying to sign up for very confusing prescription drug benefits. He walks around shaking seniors hands and he sees a man in a wheelchair. He goes over to the man in the wheelchair and he says, “You look mighty comfortable.”
Isn’t that HYSTERICAL? Isn’t that a classic? You look mighty comfortable! To a guy in a WHEELCHAIR!!!
You want to know the best part? What is really funny? The part that makes this a classic of the highest art???
It really happened. Look it up.
