I have a theory that if you name any actor or any movie and play the movie game (You name a movie, next person names an actor, next person names a movie that actor is in, next person names a movie. . . never repeating an actor or a flick) that eventually all roads lead to The Godfather.

Example:*Gone With The Wind

Vivien Leigh/  A Streetcar Named Desire/ Marlon Brando/ The Godfather. . .

but that was too easy so I will say. . .

Superman/ Gene Hackman/ The Conversation/ John Cazale/ The Godfather. . .

It can’t helped.

I have another theory that if you get a group of co-workers in my industry together, regardless of country, culture, language or sexual preference and add a little alcohol. . .all conversations will lead to sex.

It’s not even necessarily about flirting with each other– although that does happen. There were tons of marriages and hook-ups at my old company. . .although it is a high wire act as so often the work hook-up is bad, bad, BAD news. One of mine really messed our friendship up because it always was a bit weird after- Was completely my fault. If I could have a do-over on that one it would be different. Well. Actually I would avoid all of the work hooks I have had- other than Stuart. . . but you don’t know that until you know that. . . Anyhoo. We all always end up talking about sex.
 
Things that I now know about my co-workers here in London.

1. R has been propositioned twice to be in a threesome. (I can see it. She is very pretty)

2. Once after crashing at a female ex co-workers flat after a late night of drinking, R woke up to the ex co worker (one of the people who had propositioned her in the past) sleeping naked in bed with her. R was rather disturbed.

3. E has discovered that his evil soon to be ex wife is now doing porn. Not San Fernando Valley - Girl Gets Gang Banged By Fifty Pizza Delivering Midgets Porn. She is posting online Home Movies Of The Act With Her Boyfriend Which You Can Watch For $25.00 A Month Porn. I wonder if she can get a tax break for having a home office?

4. T as a young man had a marathon session of sex with his GF and toward the end thought that he had run out of sperm. He had visions of no one marrying him because he had broken his penis. He went to the clinic where the nurse explained by drawing him a little picture that he hadn’t broken his penis.

5. T as a young man was at his GF’s house and it was a bit cold. One of his balls disappeared. He had visions of no one marrying him because he only had one ball. He called a mate about his conundrum and his friend told him to take a hot shower. Once again T had two balls.

I must say after T’s stories, I am rather concerned about the state of sex education in England.

 
*It must be noted that I am not clever enough to compose these breadcrumbs on my own and IMDB was heavily used.
 

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