There are certain things for which I am thankful. Like, I have never, not once done the mackarena. See? I don’t even know how to spell it! That is how little I know it.
I am thankful that I now have a DVR once again so I can fast forward and rewind Ugly Betty to my little hearts content. (Can I just say- how fabulous was that series finale? Dad stuck in Mexico with bad things brewing, Betty’s almost boyfriend has to put the brakes on because his just broke up with her girlfriend is up the spout but wait! She has been having an affair with Betty’s Dentist so maybe it isn’t the love of her life’s baby who of course is doing the right thing and moving back with the conniving bitch to Tucson. Alexis rushes an ODing Daniel to the hospital in her/his (she has had a sex change you see) Father’s car.. They are travelling down a long windy road which is strange since the magazine is in Manhattan, but you think that maybe they are going to run into their mother who is making a prison break on a dark road very similar to the road that they are travelling on, but No! All is not well because THEY REALISE THAT THE BRAKES HAVE BEEN CUT! – See, the thing is, Alexis paid a hit man to kill her /his father. He/She didn’t know how, didn’t know when, (Can I just say, not a smart time to borrow Daddy’s Porsche). CUE BIG CAR CRASH. Are they alive or dead bloody but still attractive shot, which is a miracle of physics given how fast they were going on the WINDY ROAD WHEN THEY REALISED THE BRAKES WHERE CUT! The receptionist discovers she is the daughter of the murdered Fay Summers. . . not to mention the shooting of Santos. I got a bit teary, I don’t mind telling you, although that might have been the 2nd glass of wine hitting my blood stream. It was just too much along with the junior high acting scenes of ‘West Side Story’ (Okay how fucking cute is Mark Indelicato?)
The third thing I am thankful for.
No matter how sloppy I may look.
No matter how schlumpy.
I will always remember to wear pants/trousers.
I’m funny that way.
June 7th, 2007 at 10:41 pm
Does this girl ever smile?