Marriage
Posted on June 20, 2007 @ 9:22 pm

Since we have lived in our flat, our freezer has looked like something out of a horror film. Stuart had left some cans of coke that exploded caramel colour crap everywhere. Because the three of us kept buying food, it was difficult to find a time to defrost it so we all sort of ignored the horror. When Jen moved out, I suggested to Stuart that he defrost and clean it. He didn’t take too kindly to the idea.

Weeks went by. I went to Seattle. Came back. Open the freezer and I could hear angels singing in the heavens. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

Not only did he defrost the freezer, he cleaned the refrigerator as well.

I gave him a big kiss. After nearly two years of the black lagoon living with our ice cubes, this wasn’t a small thing.

Today Andrew was at my desk when a wedding card was being passed around for a colleague. “Nicole, what’s the difference between being single and being married?”

I thought about it. “Well. When you’re single, you can do what you want to do when you want to do it. When you’re married, when you come home, sometimes the freezer has been defrosted and the fridge cleaned.”

We both laughed.

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12 Responses
Lillie Says:

Does Stuart have a brother?

Preston Says:

I bet Danuta did it…..

Thomas Says:

Ummmm he did suddenly decide we should pay her 25 a week rather than 20

Ma Barker Says:

Oh how funny!!!!!
But really what ever - He got it done!!!
xxxoooo
Ma

Stu Says:

If you call my mother she can confirm I defrosted it. I consulted her after my attempts with t-light candles failed.

Stu Says:

Oh and rack off Preston!

Thomas Says:

You tried to use tea lights????

Telling me about the hair drier was bad enough. . .

All you had to do was let it sit there for a day and it would melt all on its own.

Silly, silly man. . .

Stu Says:

:( they kept going out from the drips. It seemed like a good idea at the time. Hair dryer worked a treat came off in chunks.

Ma Barker Says:

Giggling and LOL

Nancy Says:

That’s great! That sums it up really well.

Preston Says:

Dear god…just read about the feeble attempt with tea lights….for god sake Young…you’re defrosting it, not dating it…

Thomas Says:

Hell- I didn’t even get tea lights.

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