Filed under Not A Smart Thing To Say To the woman you live with at 7:30 in the morning
Posted on July 18, 2007 @ 7:19 am

Back-story. Usually in the morning I need to wash and style my hair. If I wear it long that is a commitment of a half hour to 45 minutes. If I pull it back while it is wet into a braid then a knot at the nape of my neck it takes thirty seconds.

But I had my hair cut last night and miraculously it looks ok this morning. I think. I’m not sure.

“Stuart, do I need to wash and do my hair or does it look okay?”

“It looks great Thomas.”

“Really? Or should I wash and style it?”

“It looks great Thomas.”

“Really?

“I said really.”

“It’s just that sometimes I can tell you tell me things that I want to hear and not the truth, but I don’t want you to tell me what I want to hear. I want the truth.”

“Thomas, I’m not stupid.”

“I’m serious Stuart! Do I need to style it or is this okay?”

“Let’s put it this way. You’ve gone to work looking much worse. . .What! What did I say?”

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3 Responses
melusina Says:

Lol. Well, I guess that is an answer!

Lillie Says:

I have a great idea. Stuart should write a blog…

Thomas Says:

I think he does but he refuses to tell me where…

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