Stuart turned to Jen, “We should do something for Australia Day.”
Jen nodded. “We should go to a Walkabout. Don’t wear anything nice because Walkabouts are filth.”
“Australia Day?” I asked.
”Yeah,” Jen said. “January 26th. It’s the day that Australians come together and celebrate the slaughter and subjugation of the aborigines.”
“Oh! We have one of those too. We call it Columbus Day.”


January 10th, 2008 at 6:35 am
All I can say is. . . Priceless!