Nicole Likes To…
Posted on May 15, 2008 @ 6:36 am

Little Red Boat posted a fun meme that I snagged. I however did not just use the G-word. . . I also used live.com. Sue me. It made a better story.

Meme away if you so desire. Do a search on your name and the phrase, ‘likes to’ and comedy will ensue. I would like to thank Ms. Richie for making my name what it is today.

Here’s mine. Nicole likes to:

Nicole likes to party. Anyone that reads this knows that I am one martini away from cirrhosis.
Nicole likes men. Yep.
Nicole likes guys who look like they have no blood in em. I don’t know about you, but this seems to be counterintuitive?
Nicole likes this boy named Brandon Chavez. Is it just me or do I sound like a complete slut?
Nicole likes men. Yeah. I am a big slut.
Nicole likes her men circumcised. I sound like a dumb slut.
Nicole likes to chow down. I’m recusing myself.
Nicole really likes cocaine. You know. . . never been interested. I’ve always been more of an oxycontin girl.
Nicole likes to take risks. Well obviously. I like to party and do coke with Brandon Chavez while sucking all of the blood out of his circumcised penis.

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2 Responses
Anna F Says:

Wow. Life sure sounds exciting for the Nicoles out there!

LuluBunny Says:

That is hilarious!

I did this meme awhile ago, but nothing half as entertaining popped up for me.

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