THOMAS WINS WORST BOWLER EVER AWARD
Posted on May 16, 2008 @ 1:42 pm

Co-Workers are amazed at how bad she actually is.

BELLEVUE- When Nicole Thomas told her colleagues that she was a terrible bowler, they didn’t quite grasp the entirety of her statement.

“She said she was bad, but I thought she meant she did an 80 or 92. She’s so much worse than that. I don’t think you can be that bad even if you were trying to be bad.” Mike Wheels told us.

“After the first set, she said she was going to try and beat that score. I just told her that she could try.” Bob Pogue said.

Thomas bowled a 52 for her first set in an uneven game marked by gutter balls and occasional cursing. There was some improvement with the second game with a score of 64. She did seem to find her stride as the game went on, bowling a spare in the final frame.

“I’m just glad she didn’t kill anyone.” An anonymous source reported.

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2 Responses
jen Says:

hilarious! thank god no one lost an eye!

Lillie Says:

You may want to consider giving up Bowling for Sex.

After all, the balls are lighter, and you don’t have to change your shoes.

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