posted by Thomas on May 28

Stuart came home from being on the lash with Richard.

“We almost got in a fight with. . . I don’t want to say this, but. . . with lesbian skateboarders.”

“What? How?”

“And then they started making fun of me for being straight.”

“That doesn’t make sense. How did you almost get in a fight with some skateboarders?”

“LESBIAN skateboarders.”

“Lesbian skateboarders.”

“Richard was taking photographs of them. And they were all aaggghhhh. And then I was trying to keep the peace.”

“But why did they say anything about your being straight? Did you say anything about their being lesbians?”

“There might have said something said. Yes.”

“Oh God.”

“I just said, look, my friend really likes the way that you’re skating and he doesn’t have any pictures of Lesbian skateboarders.”

“Oh God.”

“I was trying to be nice!”

* Reference to the classic Seinfield episode “The Outing.”

4 Comments to “Not that there is anything wrong with that*”

  1. scott e d Says:

    It seems to me that Richard and Stuart would benefit from a good lesbian ass whipping.

  2. Amity Says:

    Ouch. No wonder those women gave them the what for. Why were they taking pictures of them anyway? I’d have been pissed off too.

  3. Thomas Says:

    Ass- wup indeed.

    I can understand why Richard was taking pictures- He’s always taking pictures. . . http://www.richardalois.com/

  4. me Says:

    He sounds like a douchebag.
    He should have asked them or something first.

    I bet the lesbians woulda won.

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