Stuart came home from being on the lash with Richard.
“We almost got in a fight with. . . I don’t want to say this, but. . . with lesbian skateboarders.”
“What? How?”
“And then they started making fun of me for being straight.”
“That doesn’t make sense. How did you almost get in a fight with some skateboarders?”
“LESBIAN skateboarders.”
“Lesbian skateboarders.”
“Richard was taking photographs of them. And they were all aaggghhhh. And then I was trying to keep the peace.”
“But why did they say anything about your being straight? Did you say anything about their being lesbians?”
“There might have said something said. Yes.”
“Oh God.”
“I just said, look, my friend really likes the way that you’re skating and he doesn’t have any pictures of Lesbian skateboarders.”
“Oh God.”
“I was trying to be nice!”
* Reference to the classic Seinfield episode “The Outing.”
May 29th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
It seems to me that Richard and Stuart would benefit from a good lesbian ass whipping.