spilledwineonmykeyboard
Posted on July 7, 2008 @ 9:46 pm

wine
lastnight
keyboard
spilled
on
imy

iamaklutz

thisisntme 
tryingtobe
clever
likeeecummings
except
different

ifthiswasfauxeecummingsiwouldbetalkingaboutsexpretendingiwastalkingaboutakeyboard

keystrokes

and

pressingbuttonsand

what

…not.

andtherewouldbe

space

youneed

space

withsex.

Thisis
no*space*bariamanidiot

becauseof
wine
notdrank
spilled
wine
Notcryingoverithowever.

Friedwinekeyboard

sosad

youdiscover
you
need
a
space
bar
quicklywhentryingtowrite

Sonowineedtogooutandbuyanewmackeyboardbecauseihaveamacathomewhichiknowsomewillthinkisbadbutidontcareihadamacsincetwothousandthree

itriedpoppingthespacebarupandproddingtheguts
thepartthatmade

space

butstusaidthaticouldelectrocutemyselfifikeptdoingthat

soi
stopped

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3 Responses
Kate Says:

Brilliant entry. And I am sorry about the spillage (been there myself).

Thomas Says:

thanks!.really.annoying…read.about.a.training.icebreaker.using.keys.from.old.keyboards.so.will.try.and.recycle.it….sigh…

LolaBloom Says:

Cracked…..me….up!! I bet it was frustrating but looks like you’re back in action with a functioning space bar now?

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