Archive for the ‘i be computer stupid’ Category

posted by Thomas on Jul 7

wine
lastnight
keyboard
spilled
on
imy

iamaklutz

thisisntme 
tryingtobe
clever
likeeecummings
except
different

ifthiswasfauxeecummingsiwouldbetalkingaboutsexpretendingiwastalkingaboutakeyboard

keystrokes

and

pressingbuttonsand

what

…not.

andtherewouldbe

space

youneed

space

withsex.

Thisis
no*space*bariamanidiot

becauseof
wine
notdrank
spilled
wine
Notcryingoverithowever.

Friedwinekeyboard

sosad

youdiscover
you
need
a
space
bar
quicklywhentryingtowrite

Sonowineedtogooutandbuyanewmackeyboardbecauseihaveamacathomewhichiknowsomewillthinkisbadbutidontcareihadamacsincetwothousandthree

itriedpoppingthespacebarupandproddingtheguts
thepartthatmade

space

butstusaidthaticouldelectrocutemyselfifikeptdoingthat

soi
stopped

posted by Thomas on Jan 15

We are supposed to be leaving the house soonish to meet Jen and to do the pub quiz at the Frog and Forgetmenot. (yes- that is the name of the pub) We have yet to leave because Stuart is seeing the new toys coming from Mac at a Website covering Macworld.

He came in clapping his hands. “The Macbook air is so thin, it can fit in an a4 envelope.”

“Cool”

“Finally they stopped selling them with DVDs!”

“What if you want to watch a DVD?”

“It’s a dead format Thomas.” And then he said something about the information being transmitted wirelessly through the air or something or other but I was too busy playing with my abacus to pay attention.

“It’s better than sex.”

“Okay honey.”

Then, knowing that I was transcribing and blogging his mac orgasm and that his mate Rouven reads this said, “Oy! Rouven. How thick is your Macbook Pro? Bah-hah-hah-hah-ha.”

posted by Thomas on Nov 26

So the good news is, I am up and running again thanks to Stu. We switched to another Web hosting company and this time when I did the import from blogger- all the old entries came over which is great because they didn’t before.

The bad news is, everything from the point that I switched from blogger is gone. Gone. Gone.

Six months. . . Gone.

When we first got the hint that the old hosting company was evil (they took away my c-panel. Didn’t give me any alternative to edit the template) Stu backed up the blog. At least he thought he did. . . What he has isn’t what I need.

So oh well.

It’s just a blog.

Stu has been a saint. He’s worked all day to sort me out.

So. . . I’m picking myself up. Dusting myself off. And starting all over again.

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